Two older ladies are coming out a bar they stepped into for a couple of cocktails, when they notice a Scot, dressed in traditional kilt and all, passed out drunk against a street light post near the entrance.
The first woman turns to the other and says: "Oh my, you know, I always wondered if they wore anything under those." To which the second replies with a giggle: "Let's have a peek, shall we?"
They do, of course finding the Scot bare as the day he was born beneath. They have a giggle, then the first says: "We should leave something behind so he knows we were here." And she promptly pulls a blue ribbon that was holding the bun of her hair in place and ties it around the man's johnson.
A few hours later, the Scot awakens and decides he needs to relieve himself, so he hoists his kilt and glances down, eyes widening and says:
"Well, ah don know where we was laddy, but ye took first prize!"
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