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In these days of stress and tension, it is quite a relief to put a little smile on your face or laugh to ease the pressure. Laughter reduces stress and, therefore, is downstream. Downstream is where you always want to be. Let's share some funny but decent jokes to make our days a little bit more fun. Remember! It is just for laughs.

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Two older ladies are coming out a bar they stepped into for a couple of cocktails, when they notice a Scot, dressed in traditional kilt and all, passed out drunk against a street light post near the entrance.

 

The first woman turns to the other and says: "Oh my, you know, I always wondered if they wore anything under those." To which the second replies with a giggle: "Let's have a peek, shall we?"

 

They do, of course finding the Scot bare as the day he was born beneath. They have a giggle, then the first says: "We should leave something behind so he knows we were here." And she promptly pulls a blue ribbon that was holding the bun of her hair in place and ties it around the man's johnson.

 

A few hours later, the Scot awakens and decides he needs to relieve himself, so he hoists his kilt and glances down, eyes widening and says:

 

"Well, ah don know where we was laddy, but ye took first prize!"

 

Peace.

Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
Thanks,
Billy

Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral
spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the
blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we
have if we placed a "K" in the front?"

After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"


Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
Thanks,
Billy

To Sebastian and all who contributed to this discussion....Thank you...smile

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