L.O.A = L.O.L.

Thre´s a discussion going on at one of the ning groups.

I thought I´d be nice to bring a parallels discussion to the L.O.A community.

Here´s the prposal.

add funny stories, jokes or anecdotes.

KEEP ´EM G RATED PLEASE

Eddie

Barium: What doctors do when treatment fails
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery
Artery: The study of paintings
Colic: A sheep dog
Congenital: Friendly
Coma: A punctuation mark
Caesarean Section: A district in Rome
Dilate: To live long
Enema: Not a friend
Prostate: Flat on your back
Grippe: Suitcase
Hangnail: Coat hook
Catscan: Searching for kitty
Morbid : Higher offer
Nitrate: Cheaper than a day rate
Outpatient: Person who has fainted
Cauterize: Make eye contact with her
Pelvis: Cousin of Elvis
Seizure: Roman Emperor
Tablet: A small table
Bowels : A letter like A, E, I, O or U
Terminal illness: Getting sick at the airport
Labor pain: Getting hurt at work
Tumor: More than one
Urine: Opposite of you’re out
Varicose: Near by
GI series: Soldier ballgame
Vein: Conceited
D & C: Where Washington is
Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria

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Permalink Reply by Marcy From Maui on January 13, 2009 at 12:37pm: " Urine: Opposite of you’re out "

LOL!!!!

Thanks!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by BIG TIME ENTERPRISES on January 13, 2009 at 12:50pm: two serpents were slithering by.
suddenly one stops and asks the other one.

-"Dude!! ... Are we venomous?...."
The other one answers

-"no, we are not...."

(Sighs of relief)

Great!!!

-"Why?"

- "´Cause I just bit my tongue"; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Awesome on January 13, 2009 at 1:32pm: lol...................; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by BIG TIME ENTERPRISES on January 13, 2009 at 3:38pm: Hey awesome.
how about a joke?

have one to share with us?

Eddie.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Awesome on January 13, 2009 at 3:45pm: Sure..........King Tut has a post Just for Laughs and together we've filled up about 28 pages.....

I know I haven't run out of em, but I have to think.....I know I gave that post some of the best ones but for you Eddie, I will find some!

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Permalink Reply by Awesome on January 13, 2009 at 4:13pm: Okay okay.........I got one.....In Las Vegas!

A blonde walks up to a coke machine, puts in a few coins, and out pops a coke.
She puts some more coins in the machine, and out pops another coke.
She keeps putting in some coins, and cans of sodas keep coming out.

A guy walks up behind her, and says, can I please use the machine?

Buzz Off! she says, can't you see I'm winning?

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Permalink Reply by BIG TIME ENTERPRISES on January 13, 2009 at 4:22pm: HA HA HA HA HA HARDY HAR HAR!!!!!!!

that´s a great one.

foprtunately my wife´s not a blonde.

hee hee hee.

I´ll see and check the discussion you mention as a mater of fact I didn´t know a bout it.

ThankS

XOXO

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Permalink Reply by Awesome on January 13, 2009 at 5:43pm: I'm a blonde occasionally.....................it's all good!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Awesome on January 13, 2009 at 6:34pm: hehehehe....gotta think of some more; ▶ Reply to This

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