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Jokes And Fun Stuff
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Jokes and Fun Stuff
One of my highest values is FUN.
Fun and laughter is also a point of connection and for some
is a Vibrational Match To A Few Million Or Billion Bucks!
If It Ain't Fun, I Ain't Doin It!
My Intended Results For This Forum Is To Have FUN,
Have This Place Virally Loaded With Some Of The Funniest,
Creative, Brilliant and Hysterical Stuff That Creates
A Billion Buck Vibration
AND
To Be Happy Connected And Abundant No Matter What!
PS
That picture is of my husband and I think the look on both thier faces is hysterical!
What are they thinking? :-}
Discussion Forum
APPLES and WINE 1 Reply
APPLES and WINE Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the very top. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they…
Started by Mary K Weinhagen. Last reply by millicent grant Nov. 16, 2009.
Why we LOVE children 3 Replies
Why do we love children? 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was…
Started by Mary K Weinhagen. Last reply by Marcy From Maui Nov. 3, 2009.
A midget psychic has escaped the State Pennitentiary 2 Replies
A midget psychic has escaped the State Pennitentiary. The police are looking for a small medium at large.
Tagged: marcy, maui, powerfulintentions, powerfulintentions.com, jokes
Started by Marcy From Maui. Last reply by Ms. I Aug. 20, 2009.
educational e-mails
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a public bathroom door without using…
Started by Marcy From Maui Aug. 15, 2009.
A Great Lawyer Joke
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that the deaf bookkee…
Started by Krystara-El Kumara Jul. 3, 2009.
Comment Wall
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Comment by Dave Kenyon on February 7, 2010 at 8:57am -
"At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities." ~Jean Houston
Laughter is love exploding from the insight out. ~Dave Kenyon
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Comment by Dave Kenyon on January 31, 2010 at 8:23am
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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, 'Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'
The rabbi responded, 'Yes, that is still one of our laws.'
The priest then asked, 'Have you ever eaten pork?'
To which the rabbi replied, 'Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.'
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, 'Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?'
The priest replied, 'Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.'
The rabbi then asked him, 'Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?'
The priest replied, 'Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.'
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, 'Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?'
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Comment by Dave Kenyon on January 23, 2010 at 12:18pm
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Enjoy Some Fun with The Wisdom of Swami Beyondananda
"Be a fundamentalist, make sure fun always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be cancelled. A laugh track has been provided and the reason why we are put in the material world is to get more material. Have a good laughsitive twice a day and that will insure regularhilarity."
"I know great earth changes have been predicted for the future, so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple. When you find a fault, just don't dwell on it."
Ah, enlightenment as only Garfield can express it!
Dare To Know The Truth
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Comment by Ian Basford on January 22, 2010 at 2:15pm -
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts,which he gratefully munches up.
After about 45 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture two more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again ....he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.
'We can't chew them because we have no teeth', she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'
It pays to be careful around old people !!!!
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Comment by Susan on January 14, 2010 at 8:25pm - I'm ready to play and have fun....and laugh out loud hysterically! All the silliness I can handle...I'm ready for my tummy to hurt and my face to be sore as well as all the makeup running off my eyes from fun and laughter...
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Comment by Dave Kenyon on January 12, 2010 at 7:32am
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"Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside."
~Dr. Melba Colgrove
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Comment by Dave Kenyon on January 4, 2010 at 8:31pm
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"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
~Albert Einstein
"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education."
~Albert Einstein
"Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better."
~Albert Einstein
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Comment by POLINA ZAKOVA on January 3, 2010 at 10:37am -
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Comment by Samadhiatman500 on December 25, 2009 at 10:03pm - He who laughs, lasts.....
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Comment by Dave Kenyon on December 17, 2009 at 10:32am
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"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree." ~Roy L. Smith
Christmas is about giving- hearts, harmony, peace and celebration of the loving consciousness that is rising through all humanity. Merry Christmas to all; may the Christmas consciousness stay with you throughout the year! ~Dave Kenyon
Giving is a True Christmas Thing
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