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Comment by Katydid.....or didn't on July 1, 2008 at 2:04pm

You don't wanna miss this one. I prefer not to type in the URL, 'cause they never seem to work for me no matter how accurate they are. Anyhow, go to You Tube and type in "Men's Brains vs. Women's Brains". It's so accurate, it's mind boggling, but, hi-larious as well. In-Joy!!!

Comment by Marcy From Maui on June 30, 2008 at 3:28pm

Dawn,

Whenever we read Chinese Fortune cookies we always add " in bed" , whatever it is!

So your husband;'s would be:
"Follow your intuition. It is the Universe talking, in bed".!

LOL very LOA refined for this group! :-}

Comment by Dawn on June 29, 2008 at 6:41pm

The Universe really makes me laugh...

Long story short....me believer, husband not a believer.

Chinese food last night for dinner. His fortune "Follow your intuition. It is the Universe talking".

Almost fell out of my chair!

Comment by Marcy From Maui on June 26, 2008 at 7:16pm

THE WORLDS SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!
And possibly the best!

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said: 'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank
martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore lacy lingerie that
went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.


The End.

Comment by Morningmoon on June 19, 2008 at 10:19am

I accept a million hugs :-)

Hello my Dear Friends,

This Saturday is Mid Summer's Eve and I thought it would be great to come together as a community and celebrate the longest day of light by
just taking some time to send love to all of nature and the many things we get from the Great Mother. Take it into our self and feel it deep within our core as if we were being kissed by our greatest lover. Light a white candle if you have one and offer a pray for all and enjoy the longest day as if it represented the golden age of enlightment.

I hope you will join me in lifting up our world in a few precious moments.

My love is with you always... and I give a millions hugs

Comment by Mairi Stephen on June 14, 2008 at 1:00pm

Comment by Marcy From Maui on June 12, 2008 at 3:55pm

Brenda and Steve took their six-year old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

"Gee Mum," he exclaimed. "For me?"

"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for
your father."

Comment by Ranchladyco on June 10, 2008 at 10:54pm

Morning moon, thats funny! thanks for sharing

Comment by Morningmoon on June 10, 2008 at 6:49am

Cause & Effect!
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4.. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5.. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.


CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!!

Comment by Mirjam on June 7, 2008 at 5:36am

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven,


‘Don’t step on the ducks!'


So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man.'


The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one
day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.



St.Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being
chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.

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