*Breaking News* ~ The Clown Chakra

Don't know who wrote this... okay, it's not exactly news...but finally described well! (I'm off to clown around... c'ya ;-))

Opening The Clown Chakra

Recently, scientists have found that all our problems can be placed
under one heading: Seriousness.. Seriousness is the leading cause of
disharmony.

Scientists from the Clown Academy have already discovered a new source
of healing.

It is a psychic energy point located between the heart energy center
(chakra) and the throat energy center (chakra).

It is called the "Clown Chakra."

If people are feeling miserable; if they have financial problems; if
their relationships are in the pits; if they are in ill health; if
they have a need to sue people; if they find fault with another; then
their clown chakra is imbalanced.

When this happens, scientists have observed under high-powered
microscopes that the cells of every organ display a sad face; and when
the clown chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a
happy face.

Who knew!

If a person is ill, it is because the mind has projected guilt or
shame onto the cells of the body and has forced out the love that is
normally found within the body.

The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack Love", or "ILL" for short.

Scientists also recently discovered that all disease is due to the
fact that the cells are "out of ease" or "dis-eased."

When the clown chakra is opened and "playing" properly, the psychic
mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment, all grievances,
unhappiness and so on, and then converts this negative and imbalanced
energy into tiny red heart-shaped balloons..

The red heart balloons contain God's Love and Joy. These balloons are
directed to the "dis-eased" cell or situation, and a happy face
instantly appears.

When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone.

Sometimes these red heart balloons, called endorphins, are due to the
fact that when anyone experiences them the feeling of separation ends
- they experience being back home with the divine and hence are no
longer an orphan.

This is the well known "end orphan" (endorphin) effect.

So if you think someone is attacking you, it is recommended that you
visualize sending that person red heart shaped balloons filled with
God's Love and Joy.

Remember to keep your clown chakra open, you must remember to laugh -
seriousness also causes reincarnation!