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  • middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

    "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me."

    "This one's kind of strange," the woman said.

    "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

    "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

    "I see," commented the doctor calmly.

    "That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.

    "That night," she went on, "I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there were dimes. This morning, there were quarters!"

    "You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored. "I'm scared out of my wits!"

    The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.

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    "You're simply going through the change!"




    DON'T BLAME ME.
    I JUST FORWARD THE JOKES.
    I DON'T WRITE THEM!!!
  •  Someone sent this to me today!  I got a good chuckle out of it!  Hope you do, too!  :O)


    The value of a # 2 pencilï 
     The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil. 
    Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .
     
    Usually she slept through the class. 
    One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 
    'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?

    When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 

    'God Almighty!' shouted Susie. 

    The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. 

    A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' 

    But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. 

    'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie. 

    And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep. 

    The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' 

    Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!' 

    The nun fainted.
     
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  • I didn't mean to take away the silliness you were intending here, Matt. I know where your intentions are! :O) And I appreciate that you always take everything in stride and want to Lighten everyone's load. Maybe I should take a lesson here, and not let what's happening in the world get to me, eh??? LOL!!!! Hope your day is a beautiful one, filled with peace and joy! HUGGZZZZ!!!!!!!! :O) <3
  • Awwww, I guess that would be funny if it wasn't so sad! Since we started looking for a home up in Payson, AZ, we've seen so many foreclosures, it's mind-boggeling!!! Can you imagine putting your heart and soul into your home for years and years, then you lose your job and then on top of everything, have a bank say they don't care what your situation is, "No! We aren't willing to work with you!", and they come and take it all away from you? We've seen where some people were so affected by that, that they basically took "everything" out of the house, including the light bulbs, switch and plug plate covers, all the appliances, basically everything they could dismantle.

    I send my blessings out to every person who has had to give up their home without even the smallest chance to work things out. Our system is so all about the money, that they have pushed aside their compassion and hearts, and their willingness to help others.

    So, yes, this is funny, in a PCH kinda way, but in real life it's very sad.
  • LMAO!!! "Senior Cougars"!!!!!!!
  • OHHH!!!! LOL! I only saw that one once, and I don't really remember Batman being "bad ass"! I'll have to watch it again, I guess! LMAO! Thanks Matt, for explaining it to me. :O) <3
  • OMG! That "senior cougars" picture below is hilarious!!!
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