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Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?


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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him t

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office dares

Office Dares


  1. Run one lap around the office at top speed.
  2. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
  3. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
  4. To

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A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.  A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. 

Behind the

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Truely Politically Correct Joke!!!!


While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically hit by a truck and dies.


His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.


'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.'Before you settl

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Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he sawan
Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad..' 

With the worst premonition he opened the

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