Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind.
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
Michael McIntyre has been around for a few years now and I just love him. Here he explaining, in his own inimitable way, how Scots' kilts came about...
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he sawan Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
addressed to 'Dad..'