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  • LOVED the chili story.
  • Annie that was so hilarious,I was in tears from laughing so hard!Actually,I laughed so hard I'm getting a headache.Thanks for sharing!Now I'm off to take some motrin.Well worth it!!
  • We already practice that in INDIA. U must be knowing, it started in here. Could u tell me, what is the timing. India, Pune is GMT + 5.30 hours. I would like to join.
    Pl respond.
  • Great idea for a group. I am training to be a Laughter Yoga teacher. If anyone would like to join a daily laughter on the phone class, here's a link to my friend's website with the call information.

    Warmest regards,
  • WAX is Not your Friend> >>>> >>>CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed till I almost > >>>cried as I could just see this happening! (And feel it too! )> >>>> >>>All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of > >>>easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and > >>>now...the wax.> >>>> >>>My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, > >>>Play with the kids.> >>>> >>>I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the > >>>next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the > >>>medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my> >>>demise: the bathroom.> >>>> >>>It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, > >>>You just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you > >>>peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you> > >>>pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I > >>>mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to > >>>figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)> >>>> >>>So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each > >>>other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius > >>>kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. > >>>("Cold wax," yeah...right!)> >>>> >>>I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and> pull.> >>>> >>>> >>>It works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I> > >>>can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter > >>>of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.> >>>> >>>With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I > >>>Sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting > >>>championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. > >>>Using the same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side> > >>>of my bikini line, covering the right half of my *hoo-hoo* and > >>>stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long> >>>strip) I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRIIIPPP!!!!> >>>> >>>I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Vision > >>>returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the> strip.> >>>CRAP!!!> >>>> >>>Another deep breath and RRIIPP!! Everything is swirly and spotted. I > >>>think I may pass out...must stay conscious...Do I hear crashing> drums???> >>>Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal.> >>>> >>>I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has > >>>caused Me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to > >>>revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the> strip!> >>>There's no hair on it. Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX???> >>>> >>>Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see > >>>the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am> touching wax.> >>>> >>>CRAP! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which> > >>>is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG > >>>mistake...remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet? I know > >>>I need to do something. So I put my foot down. DANG!!!!!!!! I hear > >>>the slamming of a cell door. "hoo-hoo*? Sealed shut!> >>>> >>>Butt?? Sealed shut! I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to > >>>figure out what to do andthink to myself "Please don't let me get the> > >>>urge to poop. My head may pop off!" What can I do to melt the wax? > >>>Hot water!!> >>>> >>>Hot water melts wax!!!> >>>> >>>I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, > >>>Immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently> > >>>wipe it off, right??? WRONG!!!!!!!> >>>> >>>I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to > >>>torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.> >>>> >>>Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued > >>>together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom > >>>of the scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt > >>>cold wax.> >>>> >>>So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had > >>>cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!!> >>>> >>>God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a > >>>phone Put in the bathroom!!!!!> >>>> >>>I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some > >>>secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter> > >>>- "So, my butt and who-ha are glued together to the bottom of the> tub!"> >>>> >>>There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for > >>>Removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to > >>>know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or > >>>who-ha?"> >>>> >>>She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the > >>>Rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.> >>>YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night.> >>>> >>>While we go through various solutions, I resort to scraping the wax > >>>Off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie > >>>goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot> > >>>water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!> >>>> >>>By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and > >>>I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling > >>>for this event.> >>>> >>>My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving > >>>grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I> > >>>really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!> >>>> >>>The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my > >>>friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It > >>>works!!"> >>>> >>>I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I > >>>successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my > >>>grief and despair....THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF> IT!!!!!!!!!!> >>>> >>>So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I> > >>>could have amputated my own leg at this point.> >>>> >>>Next week I'm going to try hair color...... Now thats funny ........> >>>Notttttttttt
  • hey to you Big Blue, I am Very Well, thank you,

    LIFE is GOOD,

    its a Rocking Rollin' Revival Going ON.

    And YOU!!!

    YOU ROCK!!!!!!! my friend.....

  • life is fun
  • Here is a story that happened to me about 3 years ago......

    I was out shopping in a local
    well known department store and
    needed to use the bathroom.

    So just as I sit down, I hear
    someone else come in and
    she is in the stall next to me.

    Well its dead silence until I
    begin pee'ing, and then
    I hear the lady next to me

    Say, "Hi how are you doing",
    Hello Hello..

    So here I sit looking around,
    who is this person talking to.
    Oh my God is this lady asking
    me this question? I think to
    myself she must be pretty
    lonely to ask someone
    who is going to the bathroom
    how they are doing.....

    I cleared my throat and thought
    I need to at least say I am Fine.
    So I did......

    Then I hear her say I have to get
    off the phone this lady thinks I am
    talking to her.....

    Cell phones, people will use
    them wherever they go. Sheesh.

    At that time I didn't have a cell phone
    so I was amazed this was happening
    to me.....and of course my friends and I
    got a good laugh out of it too...

    Happy 4th of July, we do have
    the Freedom to choose so many
    wonderful things in our lives.

    Laughter, Love and Freedom
    Rules and Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • well...It was funny when I heard it :D
    it's all in the delivery :D
  • what did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
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RATTED OUT (The first time I ever lied )

OK Her goes. My friend heard this story and said I had to put it here .I was 5 yrs old and was staying for the weekend with my Uncle Chuck and he had a motorcycle, a big old hog. When my mom dropped me at my aunt and uncles she told everyone there that if I wanted to ride on my uncles hog ,that I was only allowed to go around the block. Well my mom left and my uncle says come on I'll take you for your first ride on the bike.I got on in front of him and he held me and showed me how to hang on to…

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I have a collection of them...Hello all!- once a very famous writer about International Law offered me one of her books. She was happy with the lessons I was giving her about computers, so decided to give me a gift as she discovered I was also studding Law. That day specially she was in a hurry, so she gave me the book and said: - "Be with the book next week, I want to write a dedicatory to you. Sorry I'm in a big hurry today."Do you know my answer?- "Oh! don't worry, it's not needed!" :|Now…

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